*does nt nt apply to existing friends*

nice topic? i believe its smth tt all skinny ppl like me dig :)

i mean even if ure nt skinny till anorexic or excessively fat, u'll luv e fact tt they shld'nt exist

my god, thy'll like god damn grossly fucking disgusting

i cld never ever bring myself to have anyone like tt to be my friend. tt's y i have tonnes of friend requests piling up frm shit-faced ppl on Friendster

seriously, all e money they spend on food they cld have saved it all up n went for liposuction instead

pls boys n gals, slimming centres are bullshit. if u can afford to spend $2000-$5000 in Marie Chia or Adonis, why not just blow ur $$$ n get a liposuctioin or tummy tuck?

u don't have to wrk tt excess flab n control ur freaking diet. imagine eating veggies n salads all day n ppl like me still laugh at u cos ure still fat at e end of e day?

diet control comes best only after u slim down, nt during e proces of slimming down. do u knw u can actually gain weight while ure dieting?

i'm sure while u weigh urself on e scales n find out abt e cold-hard truth tt u gain'd a pound while ure dieting

tt's called water weight btw. anw if ure fat, too bad ure nt welcome :)

i detest fat ppl. esp if thy'll gay n ugly

well don't hammer me for saying tt. i'm just stating e obvious truth

i think tt chub-chasers are freaking blind, if not gross or thy're just fucking fat pigs themselves

n u wanna knw wad's worst? if a fat-ugly-fuck-face gets together with a nt-so-fat-but-still-fuckin-ugly-fucktard

its e union of e gruesome-twosome :D

yucks yucks yucks. n guess wad? tt's nt e worst thing! thy're freaking poor n somehow or somewad e fat guy's bf slps arnd n he doesn't knw it

hw pathetically sad :(

n yet tt fat ass still manages to fork out tt precious time to bitch abt me instead of spending more time guarding his lazybum bf

well if its me thr's nthin to guard. i'll dump him n get another one. wait! why wld i end up with a poor ugly n useless bf in e 1st place?

hahaha dear tt's y i luv u soo much. nt becos ure rich but for e fact tt u constantly improve urself :D

but for a certain gruesome-twosome, each other is all they have

yawn. thanks alot fuck-face for ur regards anw, but i'm sure i thrash u in e looks department cos u bear e uncanny resemblance to Lydia Sum without e makeup n crazy hair-wigs

in simple terms i'm just trying to tell u tt ure butt ugly :)

hahaha Jackie nw has a new bag to carry her with :)

oh yeh, shopping is great with Jackie esp since she doesn't have any thghts of her own to go places she wants

i get to go whr i want n she gets to follow :)

n places i go tend to be fabulous! we had cake n tea at Hilton hotel's cafe

popped by Toys R' Us at Forum n dumped Jackie into e trolley. damnn she weighs like a ton :(

one bad thing she did is she separated Elmo's (cld be Ernie's too cos i totally forgot) hand from e body

had ice cream at Hagen Dazz rite infront of Hilton hotel n damn tt fuckin indian manager

i'm happy u came ovr n took my order, but u freaking took forever to send me my ice cream

i fuckin see no diff buyin straight frm e counter instead

worst part of all is tt fuckin indian didn't give me back my change of 30cents

i'm nt a cheapo; i don't mind givin tips; but SERIOUSLY, PLS FUCKIN WAIT FOR ME TO LEAVE IT ON E FUCKIN TABLE INSTEAD

DON'T PRETEND U FORGOT TO GIVE ME BACK MY CHANGE. THANKS :)

ohhh we walked pratically e whole of town, we even went inside Gucci so Jackie can try on their doggy bag

one of e staff at Gucci is an avid dog-lover (u can tell when someone comes over n start goo-goo-gaa-ing at Jackie) even let Jackie try on baby shoes for size :D

sure Jackie is no rich poodle of Oprah Winfrey's but at least in e small fucking island of Singapore, she's treated like a princess










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made new friends
played 5/10
Cara is a wonder at 5/10
made "couples" french kiss each other
had free drinks
Cara is a fatastic drinker
played with free condoms given during promotion
garnered loads of attention
more free drinks
i adore e syringe shots by shooter gals :)
great Top 40's music
free shots from SLK guy
SLK guy was so-so
SLK guy's friends were... ermm... ugly & fat?
SLK guy sent us home :)
WE LOVE TOKYO DRIFT'S THEME SONG!!!


btw if u don't knw, SLK is a car from Mercedes :)

haha it was a last minute to meet decision. very very very surprised when Steve ge ge n Cara came down all e way to East Coast to look for me :)

had some drinks over at Beach Hut before Cara drove us all down to Steve's place to play bowling

damn damn damn i suck at bowling. hahaha i can't bowl to save my life :)

anw had fun, Steve tt motherfucker is a show-off as usual. seriously wad's new?

ohhhhh i dig e fact tt i at least improved my score from 13 to a 28. oh steve gt a 140 while dear had a 74

fuck bowling. let's do something i'm fabulous in like shopping :)

gals if u don't have it, BUY IT
guys if ur gf don't have it, GET IT
gays if u don't have it, ure SQUARE

what ya waiting for? its e scent of e year unless ure nt prep'd to get laid :)

damn it smells fucking fucking good. nt tt it oozes of sex, but it perfumates a nice sweet scent tt screams "let's fuck"

not to forget, if u get it from Tang's roadshow if its still thr, u get loads of goodies

oh they giving away a free fugly DKNY sling bag for guys n a hangbag for gals :D

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