L'habit ne fait pas le moine.

HOLLA-DOWN TO TAKA LEVI'S PPL!

fuckin sales sales sales 70% off! :D

i gt my levi's type 1 & 501 each @$25 only. fuckkin awesome n supremely cheap buy. me likey sooo muchy :D

but fuckkin didnt manage to gt my levi's white tag @ $90 yst. hopefully manage to get it later!

fuckkin long Q jus to get in, n fuckkin long Q jus to try on e jeans :(

up to date i got 11 pairs of levi's nw. hahaha i didnt know i got tt many, think its time i start countin my cargo shorts n boardshorts

met up with lesby n his frds at tcc for dinner. e food's nt bad esp since its price is comparable to coffee club

bottomline is its at least edible hahaha :D

i luv e mushroom gratin. totally luvs it with all e extra cheese n munchy ham. anw e sea of passion's nt bad, fizzy enuf for me :)

anw wanted to sing-k sooo badly today! rushed back with dear to amk's kbox but apparently thy dun open till wee hours

fuck damn it :(

anw i luvvvv my freakin cheap bargains today. oh i got my stussy crown ring too :D

quality never goes out of style - Levi's Jeans

somehow in a way i met up with lotsa ppl today :)

frds n frds's frds. u knw it sorta connects n connects? its suchhh a small world after all

or rather im livin in a really fuckkin small country. should it be even called a country? i think sg's e size of a mini village somewhr out thr in russia :D

for starters i luvv cara's mango aviator shades. it screams fabulous hahaha

played lotsa stupid games lyk uno n jenga with extreme shrieks n yelps frm jy n me. hahaha its sooo stupid n we make a superb partner in dai-dee :D

we won soo many times n thrashed everyone in e last round. yay yay! :)

resign. it's the only way to
show u mean business

HAPPY 13th MONTH ANNIVERSARY CELEBRATION!!!

ive said more den enuf abt e great-tastin food, e affordable prices but e ambience thr is jus priceless

nt to mention i saw e friendly top-management of projectshop blood bros :)

anw u need a car or at least a cab's hotline to get thr n back :D

rmb to order their beef rag-out n ginger dessert. its a must try!

i will take ur hand
u will take mine
and somehow they'll match
just fine

yay! thr's fuckin sun! its been soo fuckin humid lately n no sun!

gonna go out for a tann n aft tt gonna visit my dentist. arghhh i fuckin hate tooth-aches :(

anw hopefully dinner tonight goes accordin to plan. but with e 2 of us, hahaha :D

let's leave it all to fate :)

i <3 u
u <3 me
we <3 each other eternally

happy 1 yr 1 month anniversary dear! or rather happy 13 mnths anniversary hahaha :D

anw as usual we have super big fights durin our anniversary days. its e same old same old fighting screamin shoutin yellin etc. at each othr routine :)

we have amazin chemistry n our hormones go on over-drive every 28th of e month

was supposed to go projectshop cafe at harding road for fine-dining tonight but he didnt bother to call e day before to reserve seats which i nag n nag him about, he has this fuckin thinkin "its a weekday! sure gt seats one!"

my fuckkin pedicured foot! tt place is posh posh posh posh class class class class othr den rochester one of cos. if u want a seat, reserve pls. its nt lyk mac whr u walk-in-n-Q lyk low-life morons

u have to reserve lyk i told him so. fuckkkkkkkkkk :(

anw gt a table for weds n i found out he nvr request for porch seats. fuckkk i dun wanna sit right-smack in e middle of e restaurant, i dun wanna be nxt to some old-fogey-gay watchin me eat :(

its rated 4*-5* from most food critics. all fuckin good reviews on e food n e decor of e place. nt only u have to drive thr (hailing a cab home wld be difficult even though its near town) , u need a nice car othr den a toyota or honda. hahaha :D

i wanna take many many pix of their porch, but hw to? so paiseh if i go arnd with my cam snappin pix with all e posh ppl arnd. hahaha :D

anw wanted go sing-k today but everywhr is so exp. n e way dear talks on e phone to reserve is horrible

knnbccbkukujiao. e worst is ovr at sushi tei. i almost blew up n shouted at this cheena-bitch tt have no idea how to take a simple order

fuckkk she's e same one tt served me super-diluted miso soup last time n i have to send it back. she cnt write down e fuckkkin shit i ordered n i have to repeat it to tt fucker 3 times before she gt it all

n wads e prob with me not wanting onions in my katsudon? i hate onions in my katsudon. i luv it in my miso soup or anywhr else but nt on my katsudon :D

must u go arnd e fuckkkin restaurant n tell every single co-woker? its nt my fault i say i have an allergy to onions u mofo. if i tell u i dun wan it, u'll most prob fuckkin forget n serve me 1 with onions

lyk i told u earlier b4hand, i'll return it to e cook if thr's onions. n fuckkk she goes arnd tellin e world i have an allergy to onions

i fuckin hate tt fuckin retarded cheena-bitch. i hope she gets e hint wen i curse so loudly from my seat. anw if nt for dear arnd, ure sooooo screwed esp with my xcitin mood swings :)

anw ktv was gd. met up with lesby n jy aft tt which is bad :(

i should've listened to my gut-instincts n went home. wasted 10 bucks on cab fare but i did get to eat rochor beancurd lyk-urm-its-been-sooo-fuckin-ermmm-since-when :)

pick me up now, i need you so bad
down down down down
down down down down
down down down down
down down down down

hahaha spent e whole day winnin stuff from www.tamagotchitown.com

fuckkkin retarded games but its graphics r jus sooo nice bright n cheerful. hahaha :D

anw i hope my tamagotchi dies soon. i sooo wanna keep something tt's cuter! mine's a fuckkkin duck :(

die! die! die!

yawnnn. fuckkin shag today :(

slpt less den 4 hrs in total. headed ovr to lesby's house aft "e hills have eyes" with rish to watch cecelia cheung's "shoppaholic"

hahaha fuckin gr8 show with all e high-end stuff lyk gucci, lv, dior, fendi, salvatore ferragammo, armani, michael kors n etc. in e show

i luv her dior hp strap with e fluffy-puff-thingy. fuckkkin sexy :D

anw didnt have a gd rest since i gt home. dear picked me up n we headed dwn to haji lane to do some shopping

fuckkk its nt open. all e shops r nt open. wtf! i sooo wanna buy my "sexmusicrock&roll" necklace :(

anw drove dwn to club st to visit asylum. knnbccbkukujiao! its nt open too :(

bought some groceries n headed home to zzz. gonna head dwn to mos with mich n fiona for fun fun fun! :D

it's not enough to want the truth
you must know where to look for it
and the truth is elusive,
because it knows where to hide

total watse of time n money for me mich n fiona :(

fuckin lousy plannin by e "mos ppl" n fuckin bad accusations by e police

fuckin watse of time. thnk god we clubed at dxo before headin down to mos to discover e event is cancelled due to "gay activities" fuckkkkk

anw it shows how gays do nt have a stand in e "equal" community sg is proud of. hahaha all talk n no action frm our ministers n e old fuckkers at e parliament

its lyk come on! who wld have sex at mos? in e toilet? or on e dancefloor? lame old fuckers

imagine e bad impression we left kate monroe. holy holy crap :)

there is no better then adversity
every defeat, every heartbreak,
every loss, contains its own seed,
its own lessons on how to improve
your performance nxt time -Malcom X

I FUCKIN LUV E MAC AT TOPSHOP! :D

it'll be part of my shoppin-regime frm now-onwards. hahaha im all :) for this uber-sexy com!

topshop's finally willin to spare e cash n get rid of their old n laggy com for an imac with e fuckin nice web cam :D

sooo many sexy effects can be taken from e com. fuckkin luvs it!

i luv e comic book effect most. hahaha :D

anw headed down to hilton hotel to look for steve ge ge :)

its stil e same old same old him. no change at all n stil jus as lame. anw my dolce & gabbana rosary is stil available. *shrugs*

hahaha. i gt a freebie pin for some event held at heeren. its something abt gals/women to stop smokin

anw i luv e pin! "get fresh" everyone! hahaha but im too hardcore to quit :)

headed down to e new cathay aft prissy purchased her new hp. e way she lost her hp was totally hilarious. hahaha :D

anw if u look thru e drop-windows of lvl 6, u'll find out tt e main-entrance looks lyk a hand pointing e middle finger :)

jy lent me her skirt to wear n cam-whorin action started aft tt. we even started takin pics of our crotch areas. hahaha :D

fuckkin boycott movies at gv ps n cineleisure. im movin over to e new cathay :)

it has excellent service crew members n e air con's blastin cool air thru-out e whole day! best is e lifts are soo much faster n soo much more cam-whorin friendly :D

we gt to watch our movie in e biggest commercial cinema i think. its abt 2.5 times e size of cineleisure's, 2 times of gv's n abit bigger den lido's

i gt e best seats too! "centre row, centre seats pls". hahaha tt's whr u shld seat to enjoy a movie! nt at e side or all e way back whr e action takes 0.00004 seconds slower to reach ur brain

watch with e action right smack in ur face :D

anw e sound system in grand cathay is spectecular! fuckkkin gr8 sound system tt scared e shit outta me! imagine hearin e moans n laughter of e mutants echoin thru e whole cinema

AWESOME :D

watched e new take on wes craven's 1977 film "e hills have eyes". fuckkin nice story abt a family road trip tt goes terrifyingly awry wen e travelers become stranded in a government atomic zone :D

its a trillion-million times better den "house of wax". it offers soo much more gore-blood-spillin-head-choppin-eerie-music n im soo gettin e dvd! :D

haha lesby n rish r both traumatized by e action in this film. this is hw gd it is!

or else its becos i gt fantastic seats n e scary ambience thr as e cinema's quite vacant wen we watched e movie. haunted movie in cathay which is nxt to a haunted building

fuckkkin sexy :)

i luv e part whr e youngest daughter gt raped by e mutants. fuckkin cool but i suspect lotsa editin by e flim board. fuckkkers! :(

e father gt burned to death tied to a cactus. fuckk imagine e pain! hahaha :D

while e mum gt blasted with a shotgun. but i luv her! she's e typical mum character we all luv n hate to see die

anw e elder daughter gt sucked on e nipples n gt a shotgun blast thru e side of her head aft she stabbed e mutant's testicles :D

e son-in-law is somehow e pussy tt turned hero. he's gt some nice moves n fuckk it must hurt lyk hell to be a part of this show with all e action

anw e carter family's son is a cuteeee:)

n a gr8 shout-out to emma of cathay for her excellent service n funny jokes! :D

hahaha gave her a fright wen i "boo!" her aft our show. anw thanks sooo much for e u knw u knw dun wanna get u in trouble :)

the lucky ones die first

busy busy appointmet filled friday :)

met charles kor for lunch at mac, waited for dear to pick me up to buy a large bottle of bird nest for my granny who's jus had an eye operation

arghhh. i didnt knw american ginseng with bird nest cost tt much. anw i thght ginseng was frm fuckkin chee-na?!

booked my dentist appt too :) fuckk e fuckin tooth-ache

was busy callin *100 in e car to get e no. for voxy nails n strip co.

anw had my legs waxed. its like finally since zul's back! i miss him n his superb skills in e art of waxin :D

i can finally see my "junior" crown again. ohhh had my nails french kissed too :)

finally persuaded dear to gt e polo ralph lauren polo tee. cost a bomb but its worth it cos it looks real gd on him

anw dfs doesnt carry e belt i wan so no discount. grrrrrr but i saw this small lil gucci bag i luv soo much but its lyk $840

fuckkin crazy price for a tiny waterproof canvas bag :(

got my "just me" by paris hilton today! its just soo fuckkin bubblegum sweet! me likey :D

esp e freebies tt came along n of cos i luv e metalic-pink casing. tt's hot!

just me by paris hilton :)

nice nice nice! fuckin great show minus all e juvenile audience. wtf its supposed to be a horror movie n its lyk 9pm on a fri nite...

WTF R THR SO MANY FUCKKIN KIDS IN MY CINEMA 1 ?!

anw othr den askin e kid infront of me to "shut up" i shouted " can u fuckin shut up" n "wad a fuckin bitch" across my row :)

thr was dis fuckin geeky-lookin-piece-of-crap-nerd-fully-clothed-giordano-style tt talks n talks n talks n talks thru e entire fuckin movie lyk no one's business

he stil dare answer me back "im sorry" "n im nt a gal" in a fuckin cocky "england" attitude. i know ure nt a gal, but wld u rather me to stand up 1/2 way thru e show n shout bastard at u?

n those tt know me will know i dare to do it :D

cos for 1 thing i know, all eyes were on u wen i shouted "can u fuckin shut up" n for e "bitch" matters? ure jus lyk my dog jackie wen her menstruation cycle goes hay-wire-cock-a-doodle-doo

at least dear gt e fat pig tt squeals n squeals lyk she's gonna be sent to e butcher. fuckin non-scary pg rated movie yet she can go "arghhh-oink-oink-snorts"

e world wld be a btr place w/o geeky nerds n fat ppl :)

a finger's touch upon my lips
it's a morning yearning
pull the curtains shut, try to keep it dark
but the sun is burning - Ben Harper

stoned n slept at home e whole fuckin day yst or was it today? hahaha :D

othr den msn-in with frds n replyin to alvin's tags, i was listenin to fiona nag n nag abt her new bf

just break up alrdy pls. spare me e torture :)

anw i snapped all my french manicures today! cos im gonna book an appointment n have a fresh coat done later :)

smokin kills ur nails. u nd to repaint them approx 2 wks max

other den tt i have "crayon shin" to entertain me while i ate chips n ordered mac delivery. hahaha

gonna wax my legs sometime soon at strip co.! i cant see my royal crown tattoo with all e leg hair growin over it :D

when a man buys a woman expensive jewelry,
there are many things he may want in return.
for future reference,
conversations ain't one of 'em

for e sake of alvin, i found a pic of e gucci belt im gtin :D

gucci men's belt with signature web plaque buckle. 4cm wide

it comes in white GG plus with white leather trim, white/blue/red enamel web, and light gold hardware

it oso comes in beige/ebony GG plus with brown leather trim, white/green/red enamel web, and silver hardware

i luv both equally! but sg so far only has e ebony one so i have no fuckin idea hw does e white one look n feel lyk :(

or else mayb i haven explored all e gucci boutiques in sg. hahaha :x

its the age-old question,
isnt it?

paris n nicky hilton r reportedly set to make a cartoon about their lives. me likey :D

e rich sisters r said to be drawin up plans for an animated series for US television

paris who alrdy stars in reality tv show "e simple life" has met with TV heads to discuss the project

cant wait to see tinkerbell's outfits n im totally anticipatin to see all the animated nip slips and sex scenes

fuckkk my animated pussy u moron :O

tt's hot!
-paris hilton

hey hey! finally gt e chance to take pic of dear's new ride :)

its fuckin enormous n thr's fuckin lotsa space to stretch my legs in e bmw7. hahaha

anw it was jackie's 1st time in e car. hahaha she was rubbin her teeny-weeny-doggy-ass to scent e carpet :D

fuckkkkkkkkkkkin comedy :D

was drivin happily dwn bishan rd to see doc for dear's cough til we saw this hilarious car crash

as usual most car accidents involve a cab. thy are fuckin dangerous drivers n cld be in collaboration with e terrorist attacks :D

anw imagine e dead corspe in e coffin being over-turned in e mortuary van

hahaha hopin e nose of e corpse is squashed/ face disfigured/ dislocated head n comfort gets sued til shit oozes out of e ceo's nostrils :)

scooby-dooby-doo whr r u? its time to start shoppin nw!

zara at great world city has lotsa nice tees whr u cant find at othr outlets but most prob its cos im blind

fuckkk i luv e $ tee with all e sparkly rhinestones. im such a sucker for shinny glimmerin sparkly stuff hahaha :D

anw great world city have captivatin murals on their toilet walls. a diff mural for a diff storey level

i cld spend my day in thier toilet jus readin a book :)

feng yun prawn noodles located near zouk is fuckkin famous for its live tiger prawns

since we're at great world so we headed thr for lunch :)

e boss rears e prawns in a large tank whr u can see him fishin out e prawn ure abt to eat in 10 mins :D

fresh n succulent prawn flesh n zero; i mean ZERO of tt sickenin brown brain juice we all hate squirtin everywhr

since im sooo sick of east coast, pasir ris park n sentosa to walk e dogs

we went to botanic garden instead. hahaha im sooo lame :)

e white tepee house is still thr aft all these yrs. rmb it was lyk 12 yrs since i step foot in tt mosquito-infested fuckin place

n its stil thr! mosquitos included of cos

anw it gt a new coat of white paint n its soo nice to have pics taken thr :)

dear was fuckkin amazed by e pair of swans at swan lake

n fuckin fascinated by e solo duck tt made stupid noises. hahaha :D

while jackie was jealously barkin lyk hell as dear fed most of her chicken sausage to e fuckin birds

while i took aim n shot e birds with it. head-shot! hahaha :)

wtf. no pets allowed so left jackie in e care of a hilarious auntie while we went into e orchid garden

fuckin when do thy start chargin ~~honest~~/poor/~~pitiful~~/~~nice~~ ppl lyk me $5 each for goin in?! i thght it was fuckkin free of charge?!

knnbccbfuckinkukujiao :D

worst is we had this grp of fuckin sickenin cheena-bitches tt wanted to pretend thy were adorable children jus to avoid payin e entry tixs

fuckkin hw cheap can cheena-ppl gt? fuckkin annoyin all e way :(

chitchitchatchatbickerbickerlaughlaughshoutshoutscreamscream
exclaimexcliamactcuteactcutelookatmelookatmesquealssquealsss

hard time readin e combined words of wad thy did? thy were nt tt irritatin but only 1000 times worse

fuckkkinn cheena-bitches :(

hybrid orchids tt fuckkin hell scared e shit out of me

thy all look lyk spiders dangling from a stem. i hate e bloody idiot tt decided to be funny n toy with mother nature

orchids r nice e way thy r- pretty n bright :)

nt fuckkin ugly n spidery- major turn-off :(

orchids secrete a sick kinda sticky juice if u try pluckin them. worse is i didnt know thy actually have pollen

i thght thy drop seeds on thier charcoal-soil n start growin into a flower. hahaha :)

horticulture work in progress in this flower pen but all was still beautiful :)

i jus wonder thr's soo much flowers y arent thr any butterfiles n bees?!

i only saw 3 butterflies thru-out e day. fuckkkin weird shit

botanical gardens must be secretly killin off butterflies n bees to protect vanda miss joaquim :)

we slammed into e glass doors of e air-conditioned green house. hahaha

e place is damn coolin n thr's this man-made-mini-waterfall. me likey

n we gt buggy rides on e tram :)

omfg i fuckkin luv e bed of purple orchids. u can jus slp on it lyk a petal-mattress :)

haha havin paid $10 to go into e bloody orchid garden of cos im goin home with something!

hahaha :X

i will be out of the office
until the end of the month
for medical reasons. when
i return, please refer to
me as "Roberta" instead of
"Robert" -8 days

totally forgot to post 2 shitty stuff tt happend recently. hahaha i attacked a plain-clothes policeman tt caught me litterin my cig :)

i clawed his pimply face n gt fuckkkin blood/pimple pus in my nails while i ran for cvr in e train station

i finally sprint again since track team 4 million yrs ago. omfggggg its soooo long long time ago. apparently all my shoppin is doin gd for my leg muscles :D

n it totally beats coughin up $200 for e fine

anw i find it irritatin when ppl judge me by e way i shop n spend. wtf rite?

i wanna buy my gucci belt n i have ppl tellin me: "im sooo envious of u" "wad $500? i can nvr afford it even if i save for it" "y cant u use an ordinary belt?"

blah blah blah sob sob sob jus go to hell :D

its nt my fault i can save $500. i work hard for my money too u know even if i dun work. i have many othr means of obtainin $. hahaha

gd eg. is to quit smokin for 2 wks. $100 saved hahaha

only ordinary ppl use ordinary belts u can find on bugis st/ far east/ giordano etc.

n fuck if u cant shop or enjoy life e way i do. its nt my "dai ji" tt u feel bad wad u cannot afford :)

vogue urself. hahaha :)

u may think i'm shallow n my life has no meaning
since all i do is buy stuff
but seriously it depends on what i buy :)

its e day of sarah jessica parker's faliure to launch showcase. feelin fuckinn euphoric today :)

dear had e pick of whr to have lunch today. or was it dinner? hahaha

thx to my fuckin-super-extraordinary slpin hours we have no idea whether is it lunch dinner or supper

other den tt, lunch at japanese restaurant waraku was fantasticccc. me likey :D

had sashimi 5 mix, it was fuckin fresh esp e cuttlefish n salmon roe :D

e salmon belly n maguro was great as it offered large, generous servings

but e best was e butter hotate. fuckin hell it was heavenly:)

its lyk melting in ur mouthhh. all e buttery-goodness in 1 single scallop. hahaha

anw e set meals thy offer is totally value for money. i had an assortment of various sushi n udon with tempura bits in it. me likey :)

while dear had his yakiniku bee on a hot potf. it comes along with rice, udon n potato salad

fuckkkk i luv e apple sensation. its only available here if i nv remembered wrongly frm an old 8days review

i finally understand e exclusivness! fuckkk its addictive. seein e pics i wanna eat it again :(

thr's apple pear n peach to choose frm. each of it has a milk chocolate coatin which is hand-painted to look lyk e real fruit

inside e milk chocolate shell is gelato ice cream n rite smack in e middle is dark chocolate. me likey :D

simply pure heroin addicition :)

gt 2 of sarah jessica parker's "lovely" perfume. anw e show is fuckin hilarious. was laughin all e way with cara jy n dear :D

i fuckin luv e chipmunk/squirrel n e lizard with e laughin face. hahaha watch it to know wad happens thru e show

im nt saying. hahaha :X

its nt e regular dating movie whr everything is all romantic n sappy. its more of e sex n e city style- a little adventure with a twist thr in e romance :)

there is a widely read book tt tells us
everyone is a sinner
of cos, not everyone feels guilt over
the bad things they do

gonna attend gv's special ladies showcase tml with dear jy n cara :D

best part is a vial of sarah jessica parker's fragrance "lovely" will be given with each ticket purchased

hoo-hoo! i luv freebies n events :)

to leave the nest,
some men just need a little push

i simply adore paris hilton's new line of fragance :)

i heart "just me" esp since e packaging of e scent comes in a metallic heart shape. me likey :)

had lunch nt dinner at nydc with dear. sighhhh had to have dinner on my own aftwards as dear needed to rush home :(

anw ate e same old same old oven-baked chicken ham pasta n had my genius drink. hahaha

only frequent nydc-goers shld know wad's tt :D

dear tried something new called "cawabonga"? yucks. i hate all e green n red peppers on it. fuckin grosss. hahahaha

i luv shoppin. tried lotsa tees at zara today :)

nthin caught my eye though. waitin for e new season. actually im waitin for may...

GREAT SINGAPORE SALE :D

n im saving for my gucci belt. so no excessive purchases of any sort. hahaha

anw gt biotherm homme's anti rides line peel today. excited-lyk-holly-fuckin-crap :D

im all :) for anti-wrinkle smoothing cream for renewed n fresh skin

cost a fuckin bomb but hope its worth it. esp it has fuckin gd reviews in feb's issue of men's uno n i heard stock in hong kong is depletin fast

gt a redken gel/shampoo freebie as well :D

i guess everyone knows im a cheapo i luv freebies n promotions n sales n esp testers. hahaha

n i gt my tamagotchi today :D

i named it paris since a gal hatched frm e egg. fuck it has a vaginaaaaaaa :O n she's gonna be fucked thru infra-red by another tamagotchi with a dickkkk :- hahaha

it's one of the unwritten rules of suburbia:
don't call the neighbours in the middle of the night
unless the news is bad -Mary Alice Young, Desperate Housewives