SEX, DRUGS, ROCK & ROLL
speech boxes
Sunday, April 30, 2006



















i went fishing at heeren with jy n prissy :)

n apparently all me n jy caught were dead prawns while prissy hooked up with a lobster










I know she loves you (I know she loves you)
So I understand (I understand)
I'd probably be just as crazy about you
If you were my own man
Maybe next lifetime (maybe next lifetime)
Possibly (possibly)
Until then old friend
Your secret is safe with me - The Pussycat Dolls, Don't Cha

colinandkero?
oh pls colin n kero or wadevr othr existin aj couples out thr, its been sooo sick n tiring for me to see flamers frm u ppl's blog-hop ovr to mine

as much as i detest ur openly-lovey-dovey-fuck-its-gettin-me sick-alrdy-actions but seriously thanks alot for e extra attention paid to me :D

i dun go arnd kissin huggin wadevr u fuckin do to ur bfs or wadevr, its kinda ridiculous n yucks? nw i knw y sooo many straight ppl detest u ppl :)

im nt turnin my back on u my fellow rainbow friends but pls go gt some straight frds like really straight frds tt's either gangsters or prisoners in changi

i have no lack of them n seriously i dun wanna make a big-hoo-ha but its fuckin fuckin n i do mean fuckin irritatin wen i have ppl msn/hotmail/yahoo me daily "go read this!!! colinandkero.blogspot!!!"

oh pls tt's sooo cliche go shop/smoke or suntann :)

anw if anyone noticed, wads wrong being gay or bi? we have better cars bags clothes club vips sex den any straight guy :)

ohh n dun forget abt e no. of beautiful gals we hang arnd with








Bite the dust
Trust me, anything you can do
I can do better than you - The Pussycat Dolls

i <3 my penis
Saturday, April 29, 2006



















ppl pls check out e air fresheners availabe at topshop. noticed it like qt some time ago before i finally bought it :)

anw it has lotsa lotsa lame n shitty designs n it freakin works!

my "i luv my penis" smells like spring meadow? (its written on e wrapper haha)

attended biotherm's vip party yst at tangs in celebration of 20 yrs in mencare enterprise

lotsa freebies n prizes won tt day n jamie yeo was like sooo sooo skinny

but she's fuckkin fuckkin pretty n nice :)

omfguwontbelievettsheuseslittleornomakeupuknow?!

arghhh didnt manage to find a white zippo so gt a red one instead. my fuckkin mum threw away all my zippos

heart-pain heart-pain heart-pain :(

takashimaya has gt this supremely random shop tt sells caps, wallets, bags etc infront of giordano extremely cheap!

i gt my happybeans trucker caps at $12.95 each. wahhh me likey :D









Been flying high
You know how I feel
Sewn in the sky
You know how I feel
Breeze drifting on by
You know how I feel - The Pussycat Dolls

14 month-sary
Friday, April 28, 2006



















celebrated our 14 months together or rather 1 yr and 2 months :)

anw had dinner ovr at chijmes. thy seriously shld fuckin air condition e whole fuckin place

aft e rain its like fuckin fuckin fuckin hot hot hot humid humid humid

check'd out hog's breath cafe. nice place to enjoy premium steaks at reasonable prices n extremely LARGE servings

n by LARGE i do mean HUMONGOUS. anw try it out!

recommended wld be the original prime steak. dun go try e othr weird smoked steak n etc :)









Nobody gon love me better
I'ma stickwitu forever
Nobody gon take me higher
I'ma stickwitu - The Pussycat Dolls

fleshimp ft. urban glam












the wild
Thursday, April 27, 2006
















dear asked a grp of family to keep quiet n apparently e whole cinema gt fuckkin hell more noisy with fuckin kids screamin

i yelled in their mum's face to fuckin shut e hell up n e whole cinema was fuckkin quiet :)

i couldn't even hear e guy munchin potato chips behind me









It's funny how a man only thinks about the...
You got a real big heart, but I'm looking at your...
You got real big brains, but I'm looking at your...
Girl, there ain't no pain in me looking at your... - The Pussycat Dolls

last min. zouk
Wednesday, April 26, 2006














happy birthday to sarah
happy birthday to sarah
happy birthday happy birthday
happy birthday to u!

anw jy prissy n me are all sloppily dressed tt day. hahaha :)








You have set my soul on fire
Only you can satisfy this burning desire - The Pussycat Dolls

shopping list



















when it comes to bags, men,
clothes and cities, is it really
what's outside that counts? - Carrie Bradshaw, SATC

games people play
Tuesday, April 25, 2006



















just a quick update:

1. i went for a job interview n waited 30 mins for aladdin

2. i hope i gt e job although i screw'd e interview up horribly

3. i can read comics while being squashed in e train :)

4. i can injure someone badly with my nails alone

5. i whine "tired" more often than i light my ciggs

6. i walk very very very slowly if im in my jeans

7. i take a long time to decide on purchases esp accessories :)

8. i luv anything tt's gold/glitter/sparkly/diamonds

9. i think of my silly bf everytime i light a cigg

10. i cant stop laughin at prissy for buyin $10 worth of hair-clips jus to pay by nets n get a free hair-band









on premarital sex:
before you buy the car,
you take it for a test drive - Samantha Jones, SATC

yellow crowd?



















bought dear a tee from sidewalk10 ya. anw thy're comin in lotsa new designs wad to look out for is their archirange :)

anw im totally over sidewalk10. im more into e $30 headline tee range. spendin $50 for a tee kills me n worst is sidewalk10 tees r too small for me

i knw im a very cheap n extremely budgeted person. hahaha :D




















by cheap n budget i seriously meant it! i gt like 3 plain tees frm giordano for $23 leh

as much as ppl hate seein me wear it, i insisted on gettin it :)

n i look perfectly fine in it la! all i need to do is jus accessorize n i can be off clubbin alrdy!

gt 4 for $10 ankle length socks. and i found out thr's this shop on far east lvl 5 tt's jus sellin $1 per pair :(

gt shampoo/bath supplies/lip balms/eye liners frm bodyshop too

n dear gt me a bodyshop membership. hahaha since i always get lotsa crap stuff frm thr :D
















totally watch it if ure bored n walkin aimlessly arnd town :)

dun we all do tt?! walkin aimlessly arnd town?!

anw its american pie meets buffy e vampire slayer :) expect lotsa gore/blood n circa 1990s jokes

a zombie horror flick staring samantha mumba tt somehow reminds me of beyonce. hahaha :D










is there such a thing as relationship karma?
- Carrie Bradshaw, SATC

escape themepark part 2




analysis
Monday, April 24, 2006
HRRRM. IM BORED. LETS ANALYZE MY THINGY :D
btw i got my allowance today hip hip hurray! :)

The international dialling code for junior is 672!
omfg! my hp no. starts with 9672xxxx! soooo conincidental :D

Originally, junior could not fly!
ermm i still cant fly nw. anw i jus para-sailed does tt count as flyin?

Junior can't sweat!
tt's plain gross. i'll get overheated n die. help!!!

Research shows that junior will be attracted to people who have recently eaten bananas.
do i look lyk a monkey to u? or some banana detector? oh my bf has a large banana if u mean tt. hahaha

Apples are covered with a thin layer of junior.
so im e red color skin tt u peel me off. how niceeeeee :(

Lightning strikes junior over seven times every hour.
tt explains y i have soo many static in shoppin centres. n btw, OUCH!!!

Ostriches stick their heads in junior not to hide but to look for water.
oh yes. i drink alot of h2o so naturally im a water tank

If you lick junior ten times, you will consume one calorie.
i shld lick myself more often. i need to get fat

Influenza got its name because people believed the disease was caused by the evil "influence" of junior.
i knw im influential. but nt to tt great an extent. hahaha :D

The original nineteenth-century Coca-Cola formula contained junior.
yay! i hate pepsi anw :)

Sunday, April 23, 2006

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Junior!

  1. The international dialling code for junior is 672!
  2. Originally, junior could not fly!
  3. Junior can't sweat!
  4. Research indicates that junior will be attracted to people who have recently eaten bananas.
  5. Apples are covered with a thin layer of junior.
  6. Lightning strikes junior over seven times every hour.
  7. Ostriches stick their heads in junior not to hide but to look for water.
  8. If you lick junior ten times, you will consume one calorie.
  9. Influenza got its name because people believed the disease was caused by the evil "influence" of junior.
  10. The original nineteenth-century Coca-Cola formula contained junior.
I am interested in - do tell me about

batam trip



















had a helluva time quarrelin with e fuckin cab driver tt almost knocked me dwn

anw pretty rush thru e morn to get everything done :(

it was ciggarette heaven in duty free shop. hahaha cartons n cartons n more cartons of ciggies tt's lyk $20+ each? :D

gt a carton of yves saint lauren menthol :)




















do go to harris resort if ure plannin on headin ovr to batam for water sports or just a short weekend getaway!

thy provide excellent service minus e fact tt u'll have alot of communication breakdown n slowww room cleaners

but othr den tt thy're all friendly n smiley faces :)

food at their restaurant was like super avg. anw its all bright n sunny ovr thr!

totally nt affected like s'pore by e inter-monsoon season. yay!




















aft lunch we walked all e way out of harris resort n up a freakin slope jus to reach e go-karting race tracks

hahaha i passed my porter bag to steve cos im totally freaked out abt motorcyclists choppin off my hand jus to snatch my bag :(

go kart was fun! but its kinda expensive. but due to being harris resort guests we have 1 for 1 offers! hahaha

we're all racers wannabe deep down :D




















heng all listen to me, play go kart 1st before playin water sports!

or else we'll be drippin wet when drivin e go-kart :D

anw parasailing's kinda affordable if u've an extremely sweet tongue lyk mine to "teh" e auntie for longer time lesser charge :)




















even with my extreme fear of heights i went up to e sky too! too bad e scenery arnd batam wasnt tt fantastic :(

but up thr u'll experience wind turbulence n lotsa lotsa sea breezes :)




















u can choose whether do u wanna be dipped into e water too! hahah jus lyk e one i tried way back at australia :)

while waitin for e othrs to descend frm e skies, we're busy photo-whoring or jus layin back enjoyin e sea breezes

dear was 1st up followed by guang den me while steve gege was last. hahaha thx fat pig cos im tooo terrified to be e last one :)




















zoomed back to shore on e funny-shaped speed boat n aft lotsa psychoin frm e auntie we tried jet skiin!

fuckkkin tonnes load of fuckkin adrenaline fun!!

ure such a sucker/loser/ball-less if u went but didnt try jet skiin!!

we're practically jettin across e waters of indonesia. thr was no boundaries at all! we're free to go as far as we want n as fast as we want!

anw i almost flew off e jet ski lyk on a james bond 007 movie. hahaha :D

i attempted an incomin large wave n my jet ski flew up mid air :O

thank god another large wave came n absorbed my fall

i'll nvr nvr ever try a stunt lyk tt again. me no likey :X




















lol wad wld a holiday trip be lyk without bubble-baths with ya sweetie?

anw harris resort has a freakin bathtub. hahaha e fuckkin kl hotel only had a shower la

lotsa lotsa bubbles aft we squeezed all e complimentary hotel toiletries into e tub. me likey :D















e food available for room service was nt bad either! anw forgot to buy back a botttle of their chilli sauce

fuckkkin sweet n spicy at e same time. it was damnnnnn good :)

fish n chips was good too jus tt its kinda weird for guests to leave finished food items outside their room door




















headed downstairs to have e stone-oven baked pizzas. fuckkin good n ultra thin pizzas :)

their pizza crusts are fuckkin crunchy/crispy! anw their night scenery was beautiful :)

oh n thy were free pizzas!




















apparently for free stuff we've gt to wait for a fuckkin freakin long time before we finally gt e pizzas

headed back up to our room n finished e pizzas in lyk 10 mins?

anw steve n wen guang headed back to their room to rest while me n dear headed for our spa :D




















arghhhhhh. im lyk waitin n waitin for stuff to happen ovr thr :(

waited comin close to 30 mins before e outdoor rooms were ready for us. had an aromatheraphy full-body massage while dear had e indonesian traditional full-body massage

it was kinda weird havin e massuer rubbin n strokin e thighs, fuckkkin touch my balls countless times :(

but she was fuckin good! she really woke me up from my tiredness frm e sports n shit we did in e morn!

worst is 1/2 way thru we heard extremely loud-horrible-screeching-screaming-yelling-oldies sang by othr hotel guests by e pool :O

oh n its lyk less den $70 together for e both of us. fuckkkin cheap la! me likey :D




















ohh n we had more baths! herbal baths outdoor in a gigantic jaccuzzi tub while e herbal bubbles covered us :)

u know wad? its jus $5 each :O

damn fuckkin cheap rite?! n e feeling's damn good while ure in e tub gettin soaked n havin water jets massage ur back n balls. hahaha :)















rushed back to e hotel to dump our stuff n rested awhile before meetin steve n wen guang at monkey bar for supper

damn we sure can eat! ordered like hor fun, fried rice, fries, butter prawns etc.

i miss e food thr esp e fried rice! its damnnn niceeeee :)




















supremely laid-back ambience with oldies sang from a karaoke boom-box by american tourists

totally soothin n relaxin for drinkin beer n havin finger foods while exchangin gossips n havin some quiet time for one-self

monkey's bar is a must-go-cfm-must-see place if ure headin batam. e foods great, lady boss extremely friendly

n e price's fuckkin reasonbable too! :D




















me n dear's bedroom on e last day in batam. hahaha its damnn fuckkin messy all thanks to me :D

ohhh our mini-fridge has lotsa lotsa pokka strawberry milk too

n thanks dear for toleratin e smoke smell in our room n playin"dai-dee" all thru e nite with me :)




















on e journey to batam our penguin ferry didnt have a balcony for smokers like me to smoke :(

but on e return trip back, thr's nt only a balcony, thr's an entire fuckin deck n roof for u to walk arnd n enjoy e fuckkin sea breeze!

fuckkin feelin damn gd to be standin on e top of e ferry n enjoyin e sea breeze attemptin to push u off balance :)

anw i gt fined $500 for bringing back 8 packets of Yves Saint Lauren/ YSL ciggies back

knnbccbfuckinpcbmofoljblp. do u knw tt u can buy back 2 cartons of ciggies back aft u pay tax?! no right?!

n aft tax e ciggies are stil lyk $60+ a carton?! no right?!

furthermore their tax counter is loacted all e way at e end n at a pathetic little corner invisible to e human eye

nt only tt, their "poster" to warn tourists like me to pay taxes are for ants to read. fuckkin tiny flag n even tinier fonts

e guy in charge of black-listing me said if i confessed earlier wen i gt check by e guard i wld've jus gotten my ciggies confiscated only

BUT e fuckkin old-balding-donkey-shit-guard jus dragged me into e fuckkin customs even though i confessed n begged for chance outside alrdy :(

im nt tryin to push e blame to e fuckkin customs for my $500 fine. but honestly we're all heavily misinformed n very very very misguided on hw thy handle matters :)

and wanna knw wad's worse? im lyk 19 n thank god i have a bf tt adores me n helped me clear e fine 1st, imagine a kid tt's 18? wad will happen to him/her?

call e parents dwn n make a scene? detain e minor n freak e poor lamb out? or save all e trouble n call e police n jus fuckin charge e kid?

fuckkin singaporean govt. earn sooo much money stil wanna earn more huh? i luv singapore cos its a god damn "fine" country









a random act of violence is committed 35 yrs ago at a tourist hotel whr a college professor goes on a killing spree slaughtering 11 hotel guests n employees

nice plot but horrible storyline :(

but catch it if ure those tt get freaked out easily. cos its considered avg/mild in e fright department

or is it becos i've watched too many horror shows a trillion times fuckin better tt's y i'm so unfazed by this lousy 3rd-class production?

n i found out all of us are damn energetic aft we gt back from batam. steve ge ge headed dwn to zouk tt nite while guang went to watch a movie

dear n me watched a movie n i stayed out late till like 1 am+ before i gt home :)









no matter how far you travel or
how much you run from it...
can you ever really escape your past? - Carrie Bradshaw, SATC

lalala
Friday, April 21, 2006
ripped this frm claratantan to do. im lyk sooo tired yet i cant slp :(

1.what are u doing now ?
lighting my cig

2.what song are u listeing to ?
stick with you - pussy cat dolls

3.Do you love anyone?
yes him

4.Does she/he know it?
he better know it

5.Simple or complicated?
simple cos we luv each othr. complicated cos its a gay r/s

6.In the past month have you bought something?
i buy things everyday! :D

7.Gotten sick?
sick of e shitty hair-job toni & gay did

8.Been hugged?
hell yes!

9.Felt stupid?
only when steve's arnd :)

1o.Talked to an ex?
msn

11.Missed someone?
its obviously him

12.Failed a test?
yup yup yup

13.Ate cereal?
tml! i gt koko crunch fro breakfast tml

14.Danced crazy?
hahaha yes

15.Gotten your hair cut?
tues. i fuckkin hate it. arghhhh

16.Lied?
habit :)

17.Nervous habits?
smoke. cam-whore. blink

18.Are you double jointed?
im a jellyfish. soo invertebrate?

19.Can you roll your tongue?
yes

2o.Can you raise one eyebrow?
obviously

21.Can you cross your eyes?
... ya

22.Do you make your bed daily?
hahaha tt's wad mothers r for

23.Do you think you are unique?
uniquely different

24.Have you ever said "I Love you"? and mean it?
yep. only to him

25.Given money to a homeless person?
depends on my mood n sex of homeless person

26.Smoked?
im a chronic heavy smoker

27.Waited all night for a phone call?
yessssss. tt fuckin idiot

28.Snuck out?
i have no curfew! total freedom!

29.Sat and looked at the stars?
last yr. class bbQ

3o.Do you swear?
every hr min sec of it

31.Do you ever spit?
im gd at aiming my spit :)

32.You cook your own food?
i believe in ordering

33.You do your own chores?
no

34.You like pepsi or coke?
im a coke person

35.You're happy with your hair?
2 months ago yes. last month maybe. now NO

36.You own a dog?
before but died. nw i have jackie-poo!

37.You spend your money wisely?
hahaha it goes with e flow

38.Are you patient?
NEVER

39.Do you prefer flowers or angels?
angels. i hate flowers

4o.Gray or black?
black

41.Sunrise or sunset?
sunset

42.staying up late or waking up late?
im doin both on a daily basis

43.Winter or Fall?
spring!

44.Left or right?
left

45.Sunshine or rain?
sunshine wen tannin. rainy wen nappin

46.Vanilla ice cream or chocolate ice cream?
im a vanilla fann

47.Boys or girls?
both :)

48.Full name :
juniorang

49.Age:
19

5o.Siblings:
1 bro

51.Height:
180 :D im nt kidding

52.Have you ever wanted to die?
yep

53.Have you ever thought of killing sumone?
yep yep

54.Last relationship?
very very long long time ago. 1 yr plus back?

55.Thought about getting married?
til he gets dwn on his knees n proposes in e middle of orchard

56.Want to have kids?
adoption is an option

57.Person you talked to on the phone?
rachel




this was entertainin. hahaha

byebye everyone! gonna go pack my suitcase n head for batam :)

im gonna be a professional go-kart driver again n thrash dearie







with short hair,
i look like a typical
indian man who works
as a cashier in Mustafa Centre - Kumar

hostel
Thursday, April 20, 2006








in amsterdam e trio partakes e pastimes of frat boys everywhr: weed, prostitutes, and nightclubs

but wen a fellow traveler tells these thrill-seekers abt e decadent scene tt awaits them in bratislava, thy find themselves unable to resist its lures

cos its a hostel full of beautiful girls who luv Americans so thy set out for e remote areas of eastern europe

in e end thy find themselves on e othr side of e flesh trade, sold by e gals into an exclusive human trafficking operation tt sets its customers up with e opportunity to torture n kill a helpless victim

fuckkkin hell gross when one old fucker drilled e testicles of a guy off. another is wen e jap gal's eyes gt dug out but didnt completely fall off

it jus dangled thr :(

another great work by quentin tarantino since kill bill 1 & 2








a horror feature tt delievers the goods
never afraid to go for the jugular - Screen International

huh?
๑۩۞۩๑ :: ЈΰЛίδГ :: ๑۩۞۩๑ -------> www.juniorang.blogspot.com:
who u

mY naMe iS sAndRiC~theRe's nO teN-coUnt, yOu haVe tO qUit tO loSe:
erm

mY naMe iS sAndRiC~theRe's nO teN-coUnt, yOu haVe tO qUit tO loSe:
no lahs

mY naMe iS sAndRiC~theRe's nO teN-coUnt, yOu haVe tO qUit tO loSe:
i saw euu in frenster so add euu lohs

mY naMe iS sAndRiC~theRe's nO teN-coUnt, yOu haVe tO qUit tO loSe:
whiie ?

mY naMe iS sAndRiC~theRe's nO teN-coUnt, yOu haVe tO qUit tO loSe:
jaas

๑۩۞۩๑ :: ЈΰЛίδГ :: ๑۩۞۩๑ -------> www.juniorang.blogspot.com:
huh

๑۩۞۩๑ :: ЈΰЛίδГ :: ๑۩۞۩๑ -------> www.juniorang.blogspot.com:
i dun even knw u

๑۩۞۩๑ :: ЈΰЛίδГ :: ๑۩۞۩๑ -------> www.juniorang.blogspot.com:
im nt interested in addin ppl jus for e sake of addin them

mY naMe iS sAndRiC~theRe's nO teN-coUnt, yOu haVe tO qUit tO loSe:
okiie

mY naMe iS sAndRiC~theRe's nO teN-coUnt, yOu haVe tO qUit tO loSe:
but i don liike ppl to view my profile

mY naMe iS sAndRiC~theRe's nO teN-coUnt, yOu haVe tO qUit tO loSe:
and euu are damm fuckiing RUDE

๑۩۞۩๑ :: ЈΰЛίδГ :: ๑۩۞۩๑ -------> www.juniorang.blogspot.com:
huh

๑۩۞۩๑ :: ЈΰЛίδГ :: ๑۩۞۩๑ -------> www.juniorang.blogspot.com:
if u dun like ppl to view ur profile, set it as pvt den

mY naMe iS sAndRiC~theRe's nO teN-coUnt, yOu haVe tO qUit tO loSe:
fuck man



seriously was i tt rude? fuckkin get a life fat ass

i knw friendster's for knwin new "frds" n all but im sorry i live in e stone-ages whereby i add ppl tt i really knw or jus knew

as a gossip-monger wad i luv to do at home is to profile-hop on friendster n blog-hop. my god, if u dun wan ppl to see ur profile den set it as private

it applies to blogs too whr ppl put passwords n such. if u sooo desperately seek attention for ppl to view ur profile den dun whine abt it

do u fuckkin hell add every single person tt viewed ur profile? hahaha tt is sooo shallow/lame

n fuckin no way do i wanna knw ppl tt talk lyk this "i saw euu in frenster so add euu lohs"

u dun look gay. i dun think ure gay. ure 18 so y e hell do u type lyk a freakin secondary sch gal?

ok nvm, this is one of e mysteries tt even sherlock holmes cant solve :)

ure so unlucky tt fuckkin bitch naomi pissed me off in friendster before u appeared magically on my msn list or u wldn't have ur fuckin profile link over *HERE*

cheerios' :)













appearences do matter in my group of friends

annoyed
liang liang's frd naomi annoyed e hell outta me by sendin me a friendster msg :)

"your gf is so cute,but i got no clue why she's wit you.and whats up with that cap? maybe whats underneath is too gruesome to be revealed"

im lazy to retype e crap i replied back at her. anw im stil with dearie leon so no worries for ppl thinkin i "have" a gf :)

2 can play at this game naomi. who said venomous snakes like me are pretty?

we're gruesome on e outside...

n a billion times uglier on e inside :)









my humility level is high
u can't get me down tt easily
kudos bitch

surprise chalet :D






rebond dead
Wednesday, April 19, 2006
my newly rebonded hair was even frizzier den my previous hair. i seriously feel lyk crying nw :(

my sideburn's flyin all ovr everywhr up down n under

anw i jus had this very very random thought of shavin my head n tryin a mohawk hairdo :D










if models could cause otherwise
rational individuals to crumble
in their presence,
exactly how powerful is beauty? - Carrie Bradshaw, SATC

horrendous haircut/rebond :(
Tuesday, April 18, 2006
ok when it comes to personal beauty n stuff related to it, do nt use free/cheap/expensive/well-known services recommended by frds :)

cos u'll have no idea wad e stylist will do to ur hair n u wont get e end results tt u wanted n get really really dissappointed n upset lyk me

best is to go back to e same stylist over n over again. sigghhh ok i have ugly hair now! yay yay yippee :D

i feel lyk dyin. but before i die who wants to contribute some money for me to redo my hair 1st?










when i think of what i have,
and this chance i nearly lost,
i cant help but break down, and cry
ohh yeah, break down and cry

free samples free samples free samples
Monday, April 17, 2006
its a fuckkin busy day today :) practically fully packed since i woke up. arghhh i fuckin hate days lyk this

anw im too lazy to blog alrdy so its all point-form folks :D

1. use a tai-tai tone to order stuff. do nt be afraid to demand. u get things done faster e "junior-way"

2. if ure late alrdy, slow down. it doesnt matter if u rush or not. ure stil late whether ure 30mins faster or slower :)

3. thank e fucker who introduced conference calls. gossip ovr e phone is nw 10 times faster :D

4. wear shoes if its rainin/abt to rain. u wldnt wanna walk arnd with sticky n smelly feet, unless u enjoy e dirt n mud on orchard's pavements

5. i believe in free samplin at cosmetic booths. u nv knw when u need e extra touch-up n glimmer shine

anw jy is lyk finally back frm mlysia. arghhh she called over customs to tell me e 3 boxes of bubble-gum she bought kanna confiscate :(









anw watched "take e lead" with steve prissy n cara later on at nite. inspired by a true story, antonio banderas stars as internationally acclaimed ballroom dancer pierre dulane

it revolves around a professional dancer who volunteers to teach in a public school system but his classic methods clashes with his students hip hop instincts he teams up with them to create a new style of dance

fuckin great show tt will captivate u n blow ur mind with e sexy salsa tango foxtrot waltz dance steps n great storyline

but either way, my money's stil on e initial hip-hop dance movie, "honey" starring jessica alba

if u missed "take e lead", ure seriously a fuckin dorkhead or mayb just a punk-ass :)










people say "money talks"
the only thing it ever said to me was
"goodbye" - Cary Grant

chocolate eggs
Sunday, April 16, 2006















happy easter sunday everyone!

n i apparently either slept or did something thru it which i forgot. hahaha :D

oh no updates with pics for e next few days. apparently e cam's back with dear as his frd's visitin him. sighhh









cant rmb when did i watch "inside man" but its kinda a long n draggy show. a clear "ocean's 11 & 12" copycat

anw its gonna be lyk a oscar winner or something judgin frm e well-written plot n powerful casts with likes of jolie foster n denzel washington :)

e whole entire show is fuckin sensored. n by sensored u gt *beep* u instead of fuck u all e way. hahaha n i shouted e 1st "fuck u" in e movie when i turned arnd n yelled at nerdy freaks

i hate ppl tt talk n yak thru a movie. esp ugly n fat ppl :D









fugly dorks get the girls
because they have fucking sweet tongues

saturday escapades
Saturday, April 15, 2006



















-escape themepark entry, go kart Q, sailboats-




















-wet & wild, dear n lesby drenched-




















-clear skies, aeroplane rides, viking ship-




















-flipper teacups, superman, ferris wheel-




















-haunted house, bumperboat rides, dear lesby me-




i have an undeniably horrible fear of heights. i fuckin freaked out durin e ferris wheel ride, i practically fuckin screamed my lungs out on e ferris wheel :(

i gt off e superman shit when i felt tt i couldnt breathe before e ride even started :(

i gt dragged onto e fuckin viking ship which i lost my breath at e end of e ride

tt has gt to be e sickest ride i ever took n i got nauseous aft e fuckin ride n vomitted out iced tea :(

anw lesby if ure readin this im damn irritated if nt annoyed with u. u knw very well i have a terrible fear of heights soo stop draggin me onto rides or joke with me abt ridin rides u n leon took

i dun find it funny when u of all ppl laugh at me n joke abt it. once is ok, but anything more then once i dun think its required

oh n i went for whynot's prom king event n i have very strong feelings abt it:

WHYNOT'S PROM KING SHIT SUCKS TO E FUCKING CORE. FAT UGLY DISGUSTING SHIT-HEADED CROWDS WERE ALL THR. POLICE RAIDS. BORING/UGLY CONTESTANTS. DISSAPPOINTING RESULTS. FUCKED UP MANAGEMENT ETC.

i guess i made my point very clear?

but thank god for drag queens lyk norris. e crude jokes n dance performance at least somehow managed to please me :)

oh n if anybody happens to gt drunk anymore, i cant be fuckin bothered abt them. if thy wanna get drunk tt's their business

i will nt appear jus to look at ur stuck up face n fucked up attitude. seriously get a grip on ur life :)






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