10 Signs You May Not Be Getting A Good Deal @ A Sale
1. You had to sell ur mother's organs on eBay to afford those shoes
2. The wallet ure buying looks strangely like e one pick-pocketed frm u e week before
3. When u hand ur credit card over to e shopkeeper, he rubs his hands together n goes, "Muah hah hah hah hah!"
4. You bought ur shoes at a one-for-one-side sale
5. The crew of Third World child labourers in e back room are laughing at u
6. Right aft u make ur purchase, e salesgirl quits her job n buys a house in Tuscany
7. The othr shoppers in e store collectively slap their foreheads when u say e words, "I'll take it"
8.The receipt states e subtotal, GST, and something abt a pound of flesh
9. Only one of e kids can continue going school on Monday
10. The salesman insists thr's only one "c" in "Guci"
5 DAYS TO GREAT SINGAPORE SALE!!!
BRING IT ON!!!
Try me on
Take me home
The tags are on
It's still a loan
Warranty is in the sack
You can always take me back
Go window shopping again
Window shopping again - Lisa Loeb , Window Shopping
