
7 Simple Steps To Home-baked Pasta
step 1: cook e marcoroni 1st cos it takes e longest time to prepare :)
step 2: heat up e toaster, so e cheese will melt evenly later
step 3: spread butter ovr e tray so e pasta won't stick aft toasting. tear off bits frm e ham n mix it with mozarella cheese :D

step 4: dump e marcoroni into e tray n mix it with salt, pepper, ham n cheese :)
step 5: layer with a super thick thick layer of cheese over and pat it flat
step 6: toast til golden brown
step 7: ENJOY!!! :D
step 8: let ur bf wash e dishes n clear up e atrocious mess created. this is e price he must pay for good food hahaha :)

omfg i simply luv luv luv luv luv TOPMAN's skinny jeans :)
"i look good on e danceloor" tee with skinny jeans is a fuckin fantastic combination! :D
arghhh. shld i buy or not!? or wait for future discounts!?
damn damn damn! but e prob is its alrdy 50% off! :D
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gt another pair of Calvin Klein boxers. i think i've fuckin gt coming 10 CK thongs, briefs n boxers alrdy :D
dear gt e new hip brief frm CK :)
btwn black n mandarin orange, its very very obvious of color choice
somehow my eyes still can't get accustomed to e many fuckin stripes on his new briefs

finally! e last installment to e X-Men movies! :)
n i watched it a day earlier den everyone! muahahaha dear was smelling a girl's fuckin stinky legs thru e show :D
i'm like fuckin ecstastic ovr this. apparently X-Men movies drifted very far away frm e orignal comics
i'm still in shock thy used "level 5" mutant for Jean Grey a.ka. Phoenix when e correct term is "omega"
thy just make X-Men sound like some retarded RPG final fantasy character :(
Fire in the hole stare into the glare
the flare rips your retina no way to prepare
for combat cock is sharp a Autobot
brain cells bust lines laced with angel-dust
X-factor, X-men declare war
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