had a helluva time quarrelin with e fuckin cab driver tt almost knocked me dwn
anw pretty rush thru e morn to get everything done :(
it was ciggarette heaven in duty free shop. hahaha cartons n cartons n more cartons of ciggies tt's lyk $20+ each? :D
gt a carton of yves saint lauren menthol :)
do go to harris resort if ure plannin on headin ovr to batam for water sports or just a short weekend getaway!
thy provide excellent service minus e fact tt u'll have alot of communication breakdown n slowww room cleaners
but othr den tt thy're all friendly n smiley faces :)
food at their restaurant was like super avg. anw its all bright n sunny ovr thr!
totally nt affected like s'pore by e inter-monsoon season. yay!
aft lunch we walked all e way out of harris resort n up a freakin slope jus to reach e go-karting race tracks
hahaha i passed my porter bag to steve cos im totally freaked out abt motorcyclists choppin off my hand jus to snatch my bag :(
go kart was fun! but its kinda expensive. but due to being harris resort guests we have 1 for 1 offers! hahaha
we're all racers wannabe deep down :D
heng all listen to me, play go kart 1st before playin water sports!
or else we'll be drippin wet when drivin e go-kart :D
anw parasailing's kinda affordable if u've an extremely sweet tongue lyk mine to "teh" e auntie for longer time lesser charge :)
even with my extreme fear of heights i went up to e sky too! too bad e scenery arnd batam wasnt tt fantastic :(
but up thr u'll experience wind turbulence n lotsa lotsa sea breezes :)
u can choose whether do u wanna be dipped into e water too! hahah jus lyk e one i tried way back at australia :)
while waitin for e othrs to descend frm e skies, we're busy photo-whoring or jus layin back enjoyin e sea breezes
dear was 1st up followed by guang den me while steve gege was last. hahaha thx fat pig cos im tooo terrified to be e last one :)
zoomed back to shore on e funny-shaped speed boat n aft lotsa psychoin frm e auntie we tried jet skiin!
fuckkkin tonnes load of fuckkin adrenaline fun!!
ure such a sucker/loser/ball-less if u went but didnt try jet skiin!!
we're practically jettin across e waters of indonesia. thr was no boundaries at all! we're free to go as far as we want n as fast as we want!
anw i almost flew off e jet ski lyk on a james bond 007 movie. hahaha :D
i attempted an incomin large wave n my jet ski flew up mid air :O
thank god another large wave came n absorbed my fall
i'll nvr nvr ever try a stunt lyk tt again. me no likey :X
lol wad wld a holiday trip be lyk without bubble-baths with ya sweetie?
anw harris resort has a freakin bathtub. hahaha e fuckkin kl hotel only had a shower la
lotsa lotsa bubbles aft we squeezed all e complimentary hotel toiletries into e tub. me likey :D
e food available for room service was nt bad either! anw forgot to buy back a botttle of their chilli sauce
fuckkkin sweet n spicy at e same time. it was damnnnnn good :)
fish n chips was good too jus tt its kinda weird for guests to leave finished food items outside their room door
headed downstairs to have e stone-oven baked pizzas. fuckkin good n ultra thin pizzas :)
their pizza crusts are fuckkin crunchy/crispy! anw their night scenery was beautiful :)
oh n thy were free pizzas!
apparently for free stuff we've gt to wait for a fuckkin freakin long time before we finally gt e pizzas
headed back up to our room n finished e pizzas in lyk 10 mins?
anw steve n wen guang headed back to their room to rest while me n dear headed for our spa :D
arghhhhhh. im lyk waitin n waitin for stuff to happen ovr thr :(
waited comin close to 30 mins before e outdoor rooms were ready for us. had an aromatheraphy full-body massage while dear had e indonesian traditional full-body massage
it was kinda weird havin e massuer rubbin n strokin e thighs, fuckkkin touch my balls countless times :(
but she was fuckin good! she really woke me up from my tiredness frm e sports n shit we did in e morn!
worst is 1/2 way thru we heard extremely loud-horrible-screeching-screaming-yelling-oldies sang by othr hotel guests by e pool :O
oh n its lyk less den $70 together for e both of us. fuckkkin cheap la! me likey :D
ohh n we had more baths! herbal baths outdoor in a gigantic jaccuzzi tub while e herbal bubbles covered us :)
u know wad? its jus $5 each :O
damn fuckkin cheap rite?! n e feeling's damn good while ure in e tub gettin soaked n havin water jets massage ur back n balls. hahaha :)
rushed back to e hotel to dump our stuff n rested awhile before meetin steve n wen guang at monkey bar for supper
damn we sure can eat! ordered like hor fun, fried rice, fries, butter prawns etc.
i miss e food thr esp e fried rice! its damnnn niceeeee :)
supremely laid-back ambience with oldies sang from a karaoke boom-box by american tourists
totally soothin n relaxin for drinkin beer n havin finger foods while exchangin gossips n havin some quiet time for one-self
monkey's bar is a must-go-cfm-must-see place if ure headin batam. e foods great, lady boss extremely friendly
n e price's fuckkin reasonbable too! :D
me n dear's bedroom on e last day in batam. hahaha its damnn fuckkin messy all thanks to me :D
ohhh our mini-fridge has lotsa lotsa pokka strawberry milk too
n thanks dear for toleratin e smoke smell in our room n playin"dai-dee" all thru e nite with me :)
on e journey to batam our penguin ferry didnt have a balcony for smokers like me to smoke :(
but on e return trip back, thr's nt only a balcony, thr's an entire fuckin deck n roof for u to walk arnd n enjoy e fuckkin sea breeze!
fuckkin feelin damn gd to be standin on e top of e ferry n enjoyin e sea breeze attemptin to push u off balance :)
anw i gt fined $500 for bringing back 8 packets of Yves Saint Lauren/ YSL ciggies back
knnbccbfuckinpcbmofoljblp. do u knw tt u can buy back 2 cartons of ciggies back aft u pay tax?! no right?!
n aft tax e ciggies are stil lyk $60+ a carton?! no right?!
furthermore their tax counter is loacted all e way at e end n at a pathetic little corner invisible to e human eye
nt only tt, their "poster" to warn tourists like me to pay taxes are for ants to read. fuckkin tiny flag n even tinier fonts
e guy in charge of black-listing me said if i confessed earlier wen i gt check by e guard i wld've jus gotten my ciggies confiscated only
BUT e fuckkin old-balding-donkey-shit-guard jus dragged me into e fuckkin customs even though i confessed n begged for chance outside alrdy :(
im nt tryin to push e blame to e fuckkin customs for my $500 fine. but honestly we're all heavily misinformed n very very very misguided on hw thy handle matters :)
and wanna knw wad's worse? im lyk 19 n thank god i have a bf tt adores me n helped me clear e fine 1st, imagine a kid tt's 18? wad will happen to him/her?
call e parents dwn n make a scene? detain e minor n freak e poor lamb out? or save all e trouble n call e police n jus fuckin charge e kid?
fuckkin singaporean govt. earn sooo much money stil wanna earn more huh? i luv singapore cos its a god damn "fine" country
a random act of violence is committed 35 yrs ago at a tourist hotel whr a college professor goes on a killing spree slaughtering 11 hotel guests n employees
nice plot but horrible storyline :(
but catch it if ure those tt get freaked out easily. cos its considered avg/mild in e fright department
or is it becos i've watched too many horror shows a trillion times fuckin better tt's y i'm so unfazed by this lousy 3rd-class production?
n i found out all of us are damn energetic aft we gt back from batam. steve ge ge headed dwn to zouk tt nite while guang went to watch a movie
dear n me watched a movie n i stayed out late till like 1 am+ before i gt home :)
no matter how far you travel or
how much you run from it...
can you ever really escape your past? - Carrie Bradshaw, SATC
