HRRRM. IM BORED. LETS ANALYZE MY THINGY :D
btw i got my allowance today hip hip hurray! :)

The international dialling code for junior is 672!
omfg! my hp no. starts with 9672xxxx! soooo conincidental :D

Originally, junior could not fly!
ermm i still cant fly nw. anw i jus para-sailed does tt count as flyin?

Junior can't sweat!
tt's plain gross. i'll get overheated n die. help!!!

Research shows that junior will be attracted to people who have recently eaten bananas.
do i look lyk a monkey to u? or some banana detector? oh my bf has a large banana if u mean tt. hahaha

Apples are covered with a thin layer of junior.
so im e red color skin tt u peel me off. how niceeeeee :(

Lightning strikes junior over seven times every hour.
tt explains y i have soo many static in shoppin centres. n btw, OUCH!!!

Ostriches stick their heads in junior not to hide but to look for water.
oh yes. i drink alot of h2o so naturally im a water tank

If you lick junior ten times, you will consume one calorie.
i shld lick myself more often. i need to get fat

Influenza got its name because people believed the disease was caused by the evil "influence" of junior.
i knw im influential. but nt to tt great an extent. hahaha :D

The original nineteenth-century Coca-Cola formula contained junior.
yay! i hate pepsi anw :)

u·nique (yōō-nēk')
adj.
1. Being the only one of its kind
2. Without an equal or equivalent; unparalleled.
3. Informal Unusual; extraordinary.
4. me. (convinced you yet?)

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The name is Junior, with the 'R' behind. I love my daily smokes and booze! :D Wkends are usually spent at parties getting my liver intoxicated. I don't believe in friendships as they don't last long; maybe as long as my Marlboro Menthols. I know clearly what i want & when i want it.
SEX, DRUGS, ROCK & ROLL!