hey hey! finally gt e chance to take pic of dear's new ride :)
its fuckin enormous n thr's fuckin lotsa space to stretch my legs in e bmw7. hahaha
anw it was jackie's 1st time in e car. hahaha she was rubbin her teeny-weeny-doggy-ass to scent e carpet :D
fuckkkkkkkkkkkin comedy :D
was drivin happily dwn bishan rd to see doc for dear's cough til we saw this hilarious car crash
as usual most car accidents involve a cab. thy are fuckin dangerous drivers n cld be in collaboration with e terrorist attacks :D
anw imagine e dead corspe in e coffin being over-turned in e mortuary van
hahaha hopin e nose of e corpse is squashed/ face disfigured/ dislocated head n comfort gets sued til shit oozes out of e ceo's nostrils :)
scooby-dooby-doo whr r u? its time to start shoppin nw!
zara at great world city has lotsa nice tees whr u cant find at othr outlets but most prob its cos im blind
fuckkk i luv e $ tee with all e sparkly rhinestones. im such a sucker for shinny glimmerin sparkly stuff hahaha :D
anw great world city have captivatin murals on their toilet walls. a diff mural for a diff storey level
i cld spend my day in thier toilet jus readin a book :)
feng yun prawn noodles located near zouk is fuckkin famous for its live tiger prawns
since we're at great world so we headed thr for lunch :)
e boss rears e prawns in a large tank whr u can see him fishin out e prawn ure abt to eat in 10 mins :D
fresh n succulent prawn flesh n zero; i mean ZERO of tt sickenin brown brain juice we all hate squirtin everywhr
since im sooo sick of east coast, pasir ris park n sentosa to walk e dogs
we went to botanic garden instead. hahaha im sooo lame :)
e white tepee house is still thr aft all these yrs. rmb it was lyk 12 yrs since i step foot in tt mosquito-infested fuckin place
n its stil thr! mosquitos included of cos
anw it gt a new coat of white paint n its soo nice to have pics taken thr :)
dear was fuckkin amazed by e pair of swans at swan lake
n fuckin fascinated by e solo duck tt made stupid noises. hahaha :D
while jackie was jealously barkin lyk hell as dear fed most of her chicken sausage to e fuckin birds
while i took aim n shot e birds with it. head-shot! hahaha :)
wtf. no pets allowed so left jackie in e care of a hilarious auntie while we went into e orchid garden
fuckin when do thy start chargin
knnbccbfuckinkukujiao :D
worst is we had this grp of fuckin sickenin cheena-bitches tt wanted to pretend thy were adorable children jus to avoid payin e entry tixs
fuckkin hw cheap can cheena-ppl gt? fuckkin annoyin all e way :(
chitchitchatchatbickerbickerlaughlaughshoutshoutscreamscream
exclaimexcliamactcuteactcutelookatmelookatmesquealssquealsss
hard time readin e combined words of wad thy did? thy were nt tt irritatin but only 1000 times worse
fuckkkinn cheena-bitches :(
hybrid orchids tt fuckkin hell scared e shit out of me
thy all look lyk spiders dangling from a stem. i hate e bloody idiot tt decided to be funny n toy with mother nature
orchids r nice e way thy r- pretty n bright :)
nt fuckkin ugly n spidery- major turn-off :(
orchids secrete a sick kinda sticky juice if u try pluckin them. worse is i didnt know thy actually have pollen
i thght thy drop seeds on thier charcoal-soil n start growin into a flower. hahaha :)
horticulture work in progress in this flower pen but all was still beautiful :)
i jus wonder thr's soo much flowers y arent thr any butterfiles n bees?!
i only saw 3 butterflies thru-out e day. fuckkkin weird shit
botanical gardens must be secretly killin off butterflies n bees to protect vanda miss joaquim :)
we slammed into e glass doors of e air-conditioned green house. hahaha
e place is damn coolin n thr's this man-made-mini-waterfall. me likey
n we gt buggy rides on e tram :)
omfg i fuckkin luv e bed of purple orchids. u can jus slp on it lyk a petal-mattress :)
haha havin paid $10 to go into e bloody orchid garden of cos im goin home with something!
hahaha :X
i will be out of the office
until the end of the month
for medical reasons. when
i return, please refer to
me as "Roberta" instead of
"Robert" -8 days
