its a fuckin boring monday n i decided to meet e fuckin fat one :) anw steve gt his job at club21. yay! more discounts more purchases!

we practically walked aimlessly abt town till our soles gt fuckin heated up by e burning pavements :(

soooo we decided to find new places to chill. instead of listening to me - club st

we listened to him n went middle rd instead. fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck boring

thr's fuckin nth to do thr! nth nice abt e decor. nth nice abt e food

thy only offer fuckin sandwiches. fuckin hell #$%^&*(!)

arghhhh worst is we had sushi aft tt n i finished using this wk's allowance

yay! im sooo fuckin screwed :)








are men just women with balls?

rushed out early e nxt day to meet steve n jy at ps again to support cara :)

everyone support cara pls. www.voteme.com.sg she's F10 n i hope she fuckin wins e contest n share her prize with me

hahahahahahahaha :D

anw it was sooo fuckin hot tt day n e contestants have to stand n blabber-blah-yak in e fuckin sun

worse is it started to drizzle n have a summer rain moment. haha anw me n steve won a teens goodie-bag each n i gt 9 months free subscription for Teens :)

fuck y must it be this kiddy mag?















this is e fuckin guy tt stood infront of me n jy. eeeewwwwww u can see e fuckin ticks/fleas/lice/fill-in-appropriate-bug on his thinning hair :0

triple fuckin yucks. n he was kinda cheapskate too. supremely desperate to win e goodie-bag
























we were off to ikea aft supporting cara. yay yay i gt my ikea snake to replace my thrown-away bolster :)

i luv ikea's buffalo wings n cream of chicken!

n my bf's e frog prince while steve's e pregnant father. haha :D






















we went paulaner's near suntec for drinks n hotdogs. me likey! e hotdogs is fuckin nice!

super juicy n crispy :D

cara joined us soon aft her on-the-bus-about-town-tour. hahaha

anw we played 0-5-10 n othr weird number games

n losers gt to eat chunks of cold potatoe wedges. haha

sausage sample is fuck-tastic! its a must try :)








do we really want these things,
or are we just programmed to think we do?

went in surrender today to check up on stuff. arghhh. btwn a gucci n porter tote bag i guess i'll remain true to gucci :)

anw met up with jy n steve ovr at ps for movie. steve has an abusive gal. 10 x more abusive den me. hahahaha :D









FD3 is soooo cool! i luv e part whr e bimbos gt grilled in e tanning salon. fuckin gross!

u can see e skin shrivelling n cookin. me likey!

n another part whr e horny pervert gt his head splintered in 1/2 by a motorblade. tt is wayyyyy awesome :)




















steve's e boss today cos he's e one drivin. had no whr to go thus we headed down to chomp-chomp for ice-cream

but in e end decided to settle at e newly opened liquid kitchen :)

nt a bad place to slack n chill. but do nt go thr aft 11pm. cos thr's pratically no food left!

me n jy both have a fuckin crave for soup :( thus both our bfs have a fuckin headache on whr to go get soup for us. haha

anw e windows of liquid kitchen is fuckin cool. looks lyk e part whr e train windows in FD3 smashes. hahahaha :D

thx steve gege for sending us back!








to be in a couple.
do you have to put your single self on a shelf?

had lunch with dear at cystal jade macau :)

e food was kinda so-so average nt much diff frm their othr outlets

anw i lyk their watercrest soup! fuckin nice :O




















met up with jy n steve for shoppin :)

steve ge ge has a fuckin square head while jy has a yellow left breast n a pink right breast

fuckin weird hahaha :D




















deep-fried wantons! me likey :D

sooo gonna go back to this low-budget kopitiam nxt time round

e fried you-tiao's yummylicious too!

n i had yellow ribena. hahaha
















we saw this cheena-bitch squattin dwn makin a call on e public phone

on closer inspection, we saw tiger-balm pads all over her back. knnbccb

she has it all ovr her back n she's wearin her grandma's panties/boxers/i-dunno-hw-e-fuck-to-describe-tt-fuckin-piece-of-garment

wait. i tink my grandma have nicer panties :)
















bought a "kiss-my-ass" n skull iron-on. n finally went to action city n bought my lego-man ash tray!

i-can-nw-smoke-as-when-ever-i-like-nw :D








can you get to the future if your
past is still present?

yay i finally bought my new phone! sooo erotically smooth n ultra-thin :D

n i can finally gt rid of my samsung which was dubbed kukujiao by rachel. knnbccb

lyk all my fuckin previous phones, i have to go thru millions of tribulations before i gt it

fuckin hell rained wen i jus reached town. so spent e time copyin dwn e 1000 ovr no. in my phonebook. hahahaha

waited for infinity for some fuckin indian couple to fuckin sign-on a fuckin plan. wtf is their prob?

anw if u dun wanna wait, lie tt u have to rush to e air-port. works everytime for me w/o fail :)

kukujiao fuckin gt sim lock. nd to go all e way to ps's samsung repair centre to fix it before i can trade-in :(

in e end decided nt to trade-in kukujiao since it served me well n i have soo many papers to sign aft tt til i finally gt my v3

thx pearl for helpin me sooo much today! for eg. jumpin of Qs. hahaha

anw afro's workin at blackjack! me likey :D








money is power
sex is power
therefore getting money for sex
is simply an exchange of power

i kept fuckin thinkin abt gettin my new phone! i cant fuckin slp :(

n i jus had a random thought of stealin a starbucks mug. hahaha :D







is there a secret cold war
between marrieds n singles?

yay all 3 of us manage to wake up today! finally gt to see my hun clara n hazel :D

as usual clara's 1st to arrive! n wen i gt thr, she gt dis creepy ant thingy crawling frm her right cheek to e tip of her nose! eeeewwwwww :O

n i fuckin luv her emerald green skirt. miss her sooooo much la

hazel arrives n we all went touch-our-nose-n-cock-eyes pics. hahaha :D




















we dropped off at palawan beach. seriously thr's dis toilet near e bars n restaurant whr u dun have to use e public shwrs at siloso n squeeze with sooo many ppl

apparently on our way back we forgot e toilet's whereabouts. haha :)

anw e toilet i mentioned has a $3 condom dispenser. nice~




















clara's all crazy abt e sun today. we walked 1/2 e beach to chase aft her sun

anw while we jus sat down for less den 10 mins, it fuckin drizzled :(

we took shelther in no. 20 booth! haha :D

hazel wanted ice-cream but in e end thy ended up tannin again while i sat at bikini bar :)




















ordered our carlsberg. fuckin nice bottle n taste! me likey :)

i luv e furniture of bikini bar! its either apple green or else yellow

n thr's lyk veils ovr our heads as shade. fuckin cool decor :)




















its all abt toilets today! nice clean toilet near e slope ride. nice cute fit guys in thr too :)

me likey!

n clara squeeze-dried her bikini n held it all e way to coffee bean. haha :D




















dear picked us up n dropped us off at lido cos we're havin pepper lunch :)

hazel left to send her dog pammy for vaccination while clara n me wanted to go library/singtel shop

saw meli wrkin at indochine n we acc her durin her 20 min break. thx meli for e passion-fruit drink! :D

clara's sooo fierce wit kinokuniya staff la! hahaha

anw we met pearl tan frm singtel! she's pearl, clara's milk, im tea! pearl-milk-tea :D

by tml all 3 of us gonna have e same phone cos im gettin rid of my current kuku-jiao phone! hahaha








maybe some women aren't meant to be tamed
maybe they need to run free until they find
someone just as wild to run with -carrie bradshaw

arghhh. overslpt today. so did clara n hazel. we missed tannin at sentosa :(

anw e sun was fuckin gd today. pls dun fuckin rain tml. n i set 3 alarm clocks to fuckin "shock" me right up




















spent my day at Borders with dear n a hidden agenda to buy Sex & The City by Candace Bushnell

by chance or fate, or wadever u call it, i bought Sex & The City, Kiss & Tell too :D

its an autobiography of all 6 seasons n fuckin includes all e quotes in e show n all of e high-fashion e cast wore

detailed pictures of e full outfits n tons n tons of Manolo Blahnik. me likey!

fuckin worth my 4 packets of ciggarettes :)




















gt another headline tee from collage. sex, music n rock'n roll!

aft tt was a series of gossips, bitchings n shopping with lesby :D








Once upon a time on a small island
not too far away,
there lived four smart,
beautiful women
who were all very good friends - Sex & The City

arghhh. im supposed to go tannin at sentosa wit e gals ltr. fuck damn it i cant slp

wtf is wrong wit me? i tink im havin a carrie bradshaw moment here

arghhh. back to my ciggarette :)





i toss and scream
i shake and yell
i weep and curse
like madman
i can't sleep -vader

met up with angela today. so much complaints abt our bfs. haha

practically discussing abt wad thy cant do, wad thy didnt do, wad thy nv do

gossips to start my day! even e 1st cig of e day isnt sooo gd =D

anw i fuckin luv her blue angel top. so fuckin nice! n she actually dress up today :)




















had sashimi at food replubic for lunch. so so nt bad food :)




















wahhh. i had amazing buys today!

to solve my fuckin sun-burnt skin tt's nw peelin lyk a fuckin prawn

i went to get body shop's strawberry scrub! nw im jus fuckin happy ku-ku-jiao sia

i smell fuckin gd n moisturized by sumptious strawberries :)

i can really feel e cleaniness of my skin. sooo smooth n i smell super sweet

best part is it even gt rid most of e peeling =D

n i gt white musk shimmer body lotion too. im walkin arnd with a shine. me likey!








let me cater to you
cause baby this is your day
do anything for my man
baby you blow me away

thank god its friday! had my nails done

fuck thy look damn ugly cos of e fucker gucci bag woman. spoiled 2 of my nails. knnbccb

but nw all ten of my nails have been french-kissed :)

yay yay! met up wit clara my luv <3

she gt bigger. hahahaha :D









nt tt bad a show to watch. typical corny/lame flick to make ppl laugh

beyonce had a small role in dis movie. but her acting's kinda bland. guess i prefer her more on e dancefloor :)

watch if ure bored, feelin low, or jus lame




















went to join steve gege n jie ying for ktv session. roarrrrrrr!

i totally busted my voice. all e past coughin n runnin nose killed me

plus aft dis bonus ktv session frm 1030pm-230am i nw sound lyk a crackling crow :(




















anw. recorded a video clip of them singing "shan hu hai" guest-staring urs truly ME

fuckin hilarious :D








through you i live and love again
i trust you just guide me take my hand
through you i learn to smile again

yay yay. spent my lazy aftnn with dear n jackie at sentosa today

fuckin gd weather. super sunny n super breezy. me likey :)

jackie is soo fuckin adorable wen anxiously pokin her head out e car window. haha




















ive been seeing more n more signboards goin-on-n-on abt safety at e beach

i mean come-on ppl. if ure incapable of swimming, dun swim

if u dunno hw to swim. stay at e fuckin shore, dun swim

if ure blind, handicapped or physically-deformed (brain included), dun swim

dun go complaining abt sentosa's hardwrkin/cute lifeguards wen these dead ppl didnt have any fuckin responsibility at all

pls stop drownin in my beach. dun contaminate it with ur corpse :)




















last stop km8. my fav place in sentosa to sit drink n jus totally relax

been cravin for a martini since valentine's so got myself a peach pussy :D

fuckin solid drink! me likey. nxt time wld get dear's mojito cos it tasted surprisingly gd :)

km8's beach bar serves suppeerrr big servings of fish n chips. fuckin full aft tt

price was alrite too. totally affordable. service crew was surprisingly polite too! a far cry from my last few visits before

guess their management did something abt thier menu/ppl. haha :D




















argghhh. i forgot to bring my temp card again to exchange for e islander card :(

fuuuuucccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk it















omfg la! we saw this fuckin beautiful crash. haha 4D anyone?

fuck i was hopin someone gt banged dwn or thr's lyk a leg here a hand thr n mayb some brain-juice :)

ziltch. nthin. zero. all e owners of e cars were jus at e roadside squabbling wit each othr or else ovr e bloody phone

y is it tt aft an accident u always see e car-owner on e phone? do thy have tt many insurance agents to notify?

or do thy jus wanna let e world know thy almost died? haha :D




















brought jackie to US Doggie Bakery aft sentosa :)

oh tt place is sooo fuckin cute! i luv e decor of e place though its fuckin ikea-ish

e staff was fuckin polite n helpful too! nt to mention e dog food they have looks totally human-edible

serious! their meatloaf is sooooo tempting




















apple e cocker spaniel in e pic is pregnant! haha. 1st dog tt jackie sees n nv barks lyk hell

n apple's e "model" for thier company delivery van

anw forgot wad jackie had but nxt time she's gonna try e meatloaf n thier doggie steamed buns :D







ooh im so glad u came
cause u are the cutest thing
beauty should be ur name
and i should be your lady baby

i didnt knw soo many ppl liked franz ferdinand which i didnt even know existed til jael passed me front row tixs :)

was feeling rather irritated. i have to squeeze all e way out jus to smoke.

fuck i ruined my beautiful manicures wen i dug my nails into someone's gucci for bangin into me. fuckin lovely nails imprints i must say :)

anw e singing was so-so-nt-really-my-cup-of-tea-performance but i luv jael's company

she hammered a guy's head with her bag wen tt fucker stood up n blocked our view. me likey her style :)

i abhor ppl tt tinks all cabs r free n available n try to rob me frm e cab i booked ages ago

well tt bitch n her frds gt cursed horribly n thy didnt gt our cab in e end. hahahaha :)







my goodies, my goodies, my goodies
not my goodies!

went shopping wit dear today for cheena-flowers in cheena-town to iron onto my pants

anw i gt a fucktastic idea to do on something else. e idea was lyk "pop u gotta do it"

e shop uncle/auntie was impressed wit e pants i did. muahahaha flattery tt early in e day sinks deep into my system n makes me :)

i gt rain's concert dvd. hot! hot! hot! im addicted to his groovy moves n fuckin 6 pecs :P

dear gt jay chou's latest album. shld've gt gary's superwoman, i tink tt's nicer




















had dinner at Ma Maison restaurant. e decor was sooo 1960s meet Martha Stewart

i luv e china plates. soooo taitai n dainty. me likey :)




















haha i didnt know u will be issued a key as ur table no. fuckin cool la

n i had soo much fun with e escargot clippers :P




















we had a fuckin cute jap-waitress to serve us. kawaii <3 <3 <3

e butter-creamed escargot was uber delicious! jus tt e servings was oh so small :(

e clam chowder's sweet! funky taste but with added salt n pepper its yummy-licious!

e must try in Ma Maison is e hamburger steak. nt so bad, gonna try e jap sauce instead of brown sauce nxt time

e prawn n scallop gratin was nt bad. had a fuckin crave for prawns. haha :D

yay. gonna be goin sentosa tml! finally can see my luv jackie <3 hopefully can bring her to east coast's doggie restaurant!

n its franz ferdinand concert tml nite! double-yay!









See the difference to me and other girls
Cause I'm a superwoman
Is there are more like me in this world
I'm made out of steel
And I'm made to be real
Boy ain't nothin' fake about me

u·nique (yōō-nēk')
adj.
1. Being the only one of its kind
2. Without an equal or equivalent; unparalleled.
3. Informal Unusual; extraordinary.
4. me. (convinced you yet?)

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The name is Junior, with the 'R' behind. I love my daily smokes and booze! :D Wkends are usually spent at parties getting my liver intoxicated. I don't believe in friendships as they don't last long; maybe as long as my Marlboro Menthols. I know clearly what i want & when i want it.
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