some father-humping lil' slut banged into me at Borders crossroads with her bloody G2000 plastic bag

resulting in me gettin burnt by the cig *ouch*

our exchanged conversation-->

slut gal says: sry. wah lan smokers everywhr
me says: u fucking blind or wad? dunno hw to walk huh
slut gal says: sry la who ask u to smoke
me shouts: u fucking bitch. wait, slut. jus go to hell

everyone turns & stares at tt slut while i lighted another stick n left

y am i so pissed? cos tt fafo (father-fucker) was nt even sincere in her apology! she was more busy attending to her G2000 plastic bag

which was lyk "duh" i know u gt wadever ugly top frm G2000 SALE & ure an avid collector of plastic bags

but fucking pls have e courtesy to at least tend to my wounded pinkie?

instead of checking whether was ur plastic bag incinerated/charcoaled/bon-fired/mutilated lyk ppl frm House Of Wax

Ka-Na-Sai!

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The name is Junior, with the 'R' behind. I love my daily smokes and booze! :D Wkends are usually spent at parties getting my liver intoxicated. I don't believe in friendships as they don't last long; maybe as long as my Marlboro Menthols. I know clearly what i want & when i want it.
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