class bbq
Saturday, December 31, 2005
my Initial D driver Steve ge ge on e way to East Coast
si bei act cool. si bei act cute in front of e camera
mk0303 class peeps. some were nt present though
anyway bode all of u well in ur future endeavours yada yada yada
u all will be missed cos i luv u all!
i told u Steve ge ge si bei act cute rite?
Dr. brother bear middle name love venuezeala......... microsoft macdonald trump
tt's his name which he wants me to call him by. fuckin hell
my class lao po who does a great variety of chores to help me pass
like photocopy notes, last min revision, lend me her tutorials, highlight my blank notes, scan my bloody nyp card, copy transparency, usually my unfortunate project mate, etc.
tt's y i luv her to bits!
mr sway! (unlucky)
nothin is impossible with him arnd
birdshit, dogshit, hot "teh" anything bad happens to him
naturallybut he's funny. or rather e shit tt happens to him are fuckin funny :D
my lao gong
her voice is deeper den mine. fuck e unfairness of god
she's e club queen. y? cos she clubs more often den me
arghhh. i need some clubbin kakis pls
thx wen shin for buyin e fireworks! thx u soooo much!
happy new year eve bitches! :P
heart pain
Friday, December 30, 2005
im currently down with flu & a fuckin drastic bad cough yet my heart aches more
medical bill:
$69nw do u feel my pain?
btw jus watched Family Stone with dear. nt a bad show, its gt a powerful cast but e plot's kinda too simple
2 words aft u finish e show--> heart-warming
& u will luv Sarah Jessica Parker's icy blue eyes.
she's jus soo drop dead gorgeous
my homies
Thursday, December 29, 2005
more pics will be uploaded later
ciao. gonna have a smoke den zzz :)
non-smoking bitch
Wednesday, December 28, 2005
some father-humping lil' slut banged into me at Borders crossroads with her bloody G2000 plastic bag
resulting in me gettin burnt by the cig *ouch*
our exchanged conversation-->
slut gal says: sry. wah lan smokers everywhr
me says: u fucking blind or wad? dunno hw to walk huh
slut gal says: sry la who ask u to smoke
me
shouts: u fucking bitch. wait, slut. jus go to hell
everyone turns & stares at tt slut while i lighted another stick n left
y am i so pissed? cos tt fafo (father-fucker) was nt even sincere in her apology! she was more busy attending to her
G2000 plastic bagwhich was lyk "duh" i know u gt wadever ugly top frm G2000 SALE & ure an avid collector of plastic bags
but fucking pls have e courtesy to at least tend to my wounded pinkie?
instead of checking whether was ur plastic bag incinerated/charcoaled/bon-fired/mutilated lyk ppl frm House Of Wax
Ka-Na-Sai!
fuckin sick la
im so mother-fuckin sick la. i jus built Mt Everest usin jus ordinary kleenex tissues
voila! soon i'll complete e entire Himalayan mountain range
my body aches like fuck la. wait. more like a COMFORT cab driver jus rammed me dwn, reversed ovr me and sped off
GOD SAVE ME. I NEED TO SMOKE. 1 PUFF WILL DO
&
STOP THE FUCKIN MUCUS ALRDY!!! %^&*@$^&%*
mortified
Tuesday, December 27, 2005
i got a tatse of e most horrible driving skill in Singapore
bored now. gonna go get supper, smoke, shit den sleep aft taking my medicine
omfg. shitty stuff is happpening arnd mi
arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
seriously dunno wad e hell am i blogging. jus ignore mi. lol
*pout*
Monday, December 26, 2005
everyone let's do e Paris Hilton *pout*
feeling so sick now la. think i shld get a tann. im fuckin gettin off color
Jackie!
i miss kpo-ji jackie :(
grateful/unhappy
10 things i am grateful for n want to have more in 20061. dear
2. good, loyal frens/kors (u know who u r)
3. world peace. i have a secret goal to be miss universe :)
4. reality tv
5. austin in
project runway6. my aftnoon naps whr no-one calls my cell
7. air-con
8. great singapore sale
9. creators of the ciggarette
10.people who smile
10 things im unhappy abt and could do without in 20061. rainy when i wanna tann. sunny when im at home napping
2. people tt walk damn slow
3. NKF
4. ah bengs/ lians wannabe(s) frm sec schs
5. ppl tt says im skinny, heavy smoker, lazy ass
6. other ppl's birthday
7. disasters arnd e world
8. dear's family
9. kids tt run/prance/hop/skip/roll on public transport
10.weirdos tt asks mi for donations at Orchard Road. do i look lyk Donald Trump?
merry merry xmas!
Sunday, December 25, 2005
met up with xin xin (auntie version 1.0) argh. aunties lyk us doing last minute shopping in town is all abt e brisk walking n my occassional smoke breaks
went around passing last min chocolates i bought. $150 poorer :(
cheered up frens tt's working on xmas though. paragon basement's Chocoz offer very very good chocolate
fuck Godiva. everyone shld fuckin luv Chocoz pls
omfg e crowd in town is fuckin atrocious. i took 10 mins to gt from orchard mrt to taka. fuckin hell
but e manhattan card has a great ad. 3 blind mice, e Pied Piper n 2 fuckin HOT Santarinas parading abt Heeren
i ab-sou-fucking-lute-ly luv taka's big xmas tree la! but i really hate all e cheebye Chee-na ppl crowding here there n everywhr
they think thy own e whole fuckin tree asking ppl to get lost when ppl taking pictures 1/2 way
pls jus fuckin pack ur luggage n go back mainland Chee-na la!
dear finally knock-off work so had our 1st xmas dinner at Blu Jazz
headed back to town so i can take many many pixs!
centre-point has e best decor this yr! giant-sized M&Ms n many many bright lights!
so xmas-ssy!
met up with xinxin (glam version 2.0) at esplanade to take more pics
actually "supposed" to watch fireworks one, but dear's frd kinda ermm didnt get his facts rite
make me watse my time thr. i'll rather be at whynot watchin e drag performance :(
e culprit tt made my hair look lyk Aeon Flux
didnt really had a gd xmas. quarreled practically e whole day
but all is forgotten now. we're stil goin strong
i luv u dear! <3 <3 <3
merry xmas eve bitches! :)
Saturday, December 24, 2005
i found out tt Santa's 9 reindeers r called: Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen n Rudolph
just teasing :p
im such a camera-whore. yet i do feel camera-shy sometimes
monolingualism!
everyone shld practice monolingualism: "junior is sexy!"
i loved yesterday and everyone else who contributed to it <3
zen can be a turn-off sometimes
zen. says: eh
zen. says: cfm when free nxt week lei
๑۩۞۩๑ :: ЈΰЛίδГ :: ๑۩۞۩๑ says: now still so early
๑۩۞۩๑ :: ЈΰЛίδГ :: ๑۩۞۩๑ says: monday lo
zen. says: early ur lannnjiaooooo
its all abt e royce!
lights lights more lights everywhr. i luv shinny glowing stuff. gonna take more pics tml in town :)
e one-&-only-me. kinda bored today at whynot. no drag show to watch. show's on xmas eve itself.
fuck xmas eve! why is everything exciting on 24th & nt on 23rd or 25th?!
dear gt me royce champagne cho-co-lates! aphrodisiacs for my frequent mood-swings.
but wld prefer
DARK cho-co-lates nxt time pls
merry xmas eve to all including myself! dun fucking hell give me anymore cho-co-lates although im a big sucker for them
dentists frighten me
*GASP*
i'm back!
Friday, December 23, 2005
fuck blogspot. slower then the Q at MOS
period. i need to smoke